Cars

Cars

I've been working on myself

I don't like to use my third leg on the third pedal to use my hand to fondle a stick in the middle of the car.

Cars

Are we supposed to like blobs of gel now?

The new Audi is another shining example of car companies are either lost, or have found a new target audience that they like to speak to.

Cars

Thanks to the Luce, we're realizing we don't like grey blobs

We're realizing that we've been fed boring, bland and shapeless cars for far to long and that we demand to get some charisma, some personality and some daring shapes in our cars.

Cars

Is it weird that these two cool cars don't make my nether region tingle?

As a car guy you should get exited about big displacement, huge bonnets, extreme amounts of horsepowers and weird tech that, ironically, makes you feel stuff in your nether regions.

Lotus

Lotus just figured out suicide isn't possible without exhaust fumes

Geely seemingly just found out that the sweet release of succes (or death) isn't coming, so it's going back to the drawing board.

Cars

I've listened to this 27 times now, you should too

Just watch it. Ignore the ASMR-thingy's and the typical influencer shite, just listen to that last part. I've done it 27 times in a row now. Sorry, 28.

Cars

Octa is the magic number

I came to realize that I needed to be admitted to the psych ward only just recently, when a friend of mine had an Octa under his arse for a week.

Cars

Cars and Coffee 2.0

Something in me found it very unappealing to stand around on a parking lot in the windy cold with a shit coffee served in a paper cup looking at other peoples not so cool rental cars.

Cars

Maple syrup in coffee is a bad idea

Adding a possible good thing like, Maple syrup to a bad thing, like shitty old coffee, to hide the fact you started out all wrong, won't make you happy. It will make you have diarrhoea.

Cars

MINI x DEUS is the kick in the ass the car industry needs

Cars mean so much more to Clarkson and Metcalfe (and me, a semi-old man) than just the mobility they provide.

Cars

Ferrari is going Chinese? It bought a Xiaomi SU7 for 'development of own EV-platform'

The Italians are stealing tech from the PRC