I've listened to this 27 times now, you should too

Just watch it. Ignore the ASMR-thingy's and the typical influencer shite, just listen to that last part. I've done it 27 times in a row now. Sorry, 28.

I've counted to 10 and ready to talk about the BMW i3

I took a few seconds to just sit down and look at some pictures of the BMW i3. I found that a quick glance doesn't do this car justice at all (most cars need a bit more time, to be honest).

Designed to delight, engineered to drive

Maybe it's the fact it's clean, not overdone at all. No carbon, active aero, wings, stickers, or other weird shit.

Octa is the magic number

I came to realize that I needed to be admitted to the psych ward only just recently, when a friend of mine had an Octa under his arse for a week.

Cars and Coffee 2.0

Something in me found it very unappealing to stand around on a parking lot in the windy cold with a shit coffee served in a paper cup looking at other peoples not so cool rental cars.

Maple syrup in coffee is a bad idea

Adding a possible good thing like, Maple syrup to a bad thing, like shitty old coffee, to hide the fact you started out all wrong, won't make you happy. It will make you have diarrhoea.

It's a circle made by robots

Some people tell me that I'm dead inside and when they look into my eyes they feel their soul leaving their bodies. Not my problem, I think.

How to lose a race you're winning

Something weird is happening to me. I'm getting a bit hyped about some cars that I should not even get hyped about. I mean they're SUV's. I don't like SUV's. I like station cars, small fun ones and the Land Rover Defender 90, which is not an SUV.

Two things about the Volvo EX60...

Do you have doubts about the patty on a McDonalds burger? You know it should be there, but you can't taste it. Is it really there? It’s like that, but with a Volvo.

Pick a color, please

Everybody knows ugly and practical cars in shitty colors are easier to sell, because more people like them. At least, that is what you tell yourself.

Thanks BMW, now we have to hate steering wheels too...

Change is hard, especially when it's packaged in a new shape and can hurt your fingers.

The Cayenne EV is fat, it's not big boned

When Porsche announced the Cayenne EV yesterday, I went through the press release and noticed something weird: there was no mention about the weight of the new SUV. None at all.