Was it stupid or was it brave?

Call it stupid or call it brave, at least I tried.

I've been working on myself

I don't like to use my third leg on the third pedal to use my hand to fondle a stick in the middle of the car.

The future is going to be flavorless, according to car designers

It's like peeling the layers of the onion to get to the core of the flavor, but by doing so they lost most of it.

Are we supposed to like blobs of gel now?

The new Audi is another shining example of car companies are either lost, or have found a new target audience that they like to speak to.

Proof: Tesla's are Robotaxi's actually trying to kill us

Get in loser, we're going to die!

Thanks to the Luce, we're realizing we don't like grey blobs

We're realizing that we've been fed boring, bland and shapeless cars for far to long and that we demand to get some charisma, some personality and some daring shapes in our cars.

Yes, the Ferrari Luce is hideous, but you're wrong about the rest

I'm also very outraged about the fact the new Ferrari EV is as hideous as it is, but I'm also very wrong.

Is it weird that these two cool cars don't make my nether region tingle?

As a car guy you should get exited about big displacement, huge bonnets, extreme amounts of horsepowers and weird tech that, ironically, makes you feel stuff in your nether regions.

Are all EV-drivers this stupid?

Fine, I thought. If he want's to charge at a Supercharger with his Tesla, I get it. It's also way cheaper, and we are after all, very Dutch.

I admit it, I wasn't wrong

Yes, I know, I have some explaining to do. First of all, I'm very much speculating and exaggerating. So there is that.

Lotus just figured out suicide isn't possible without exhaust fumes

Geely seemingly just found out that the sweet release of succes (or death) isn't coming, so it's going back to the drawing board.

Why do all Chinese brands want to rival a dying one?

I mean, Porsche is doing so bad it's pivoting out of the market the Chinese are targeting, just so it can survive.

Self Driving

F*ck robots, they're letting gamers drive cars remotely in the EU

In the end, both things reach the same conclusion which is cars that move on public roads without someone in the driver's seat.

Electric Cars

Getting very not so high on your own supply

In this case it very much seems like renting out your own supply severely limits your ability to get high on it. If that is a good thing?

Electric Cars

Ya'll got any more of that range...

Erev's are becoming a new norm in the car world. And that is stupid. Here's why

Electric Cars

Do we need to do 100 km/h in 0.9 seconds?

The focus on these weird numerical increases takes away from what we as humans have always valued more in the end

Electric Cars

The charging speeds are getting out of control

You're probably more worried about costs and which dirty truck driver has touched the fueling gun after he took a shit and didn't wash his hands.

Cars

I've listened to this 27 times now, you should too

Just watch it. Ignore the ASMR-thingy's and the typical influencer shite, just listen to that last part. I've done it 27 times in a row now. Sorry, 28.

BMW

I've counted to 10 and ready to talk about the BMW i3

I took a few seconds to just sit down and look at some pictures of the BMW i3. I found that a quick glance doesn't do this car justice at all (most cars need a bit more time, to be honest).

Cars

Designed to delight, engineered to drive

Maybe it's the fact it's clean, not overdone at all. No carbon, active aero, wings, stickers, or other weird shit.

Cars

Octa is the magic number

I came to realize that I needed to be admitted to the psych ward only just recently, when a friend of mine had an Octa under his arse for a week.

Cars

Cars and Coffee 2.0

Something in me found it very unappealing to stand around on a parking lot in the windy cold with a shit coffee served in a paper cup looking at other peoples not so cool rental cars.

Cars

Maple syrup in coffee is a bad idea

Adding a possible good thing like, Maple syrup to a bad thing, like shitty old coffee, to hide the fact you started out all wrong, won't make you happy. It will make you have diarrhoea.

Electric Cars

It's a circle made by robots

Some people tell me that I'm dead inside and when they look into my eyes they feel their soul leaving their bodies. Not my problem, I think.